Brooch collection.

The piano has been drinking, my necktie is asleep
And the combo went back to New York,
the jukebox has to take a leak
And the carpet needs a haircut,
and the spotlight looks like a prison break
Cause the telephone's out of cigarettes,
and the balcony is on the make
Cause the piano has been drinking
The piano has been drinking not me
not me
not me

Tom Waits